Since my apartment won't allow dogs or cats, I went out and got two hamsters. One killed and ate the other one and now I have one super-sweet, cannibalistic hamster named Khan. I entered him in this contest at a local pet store, where we race hamsters for some animal charities, and there I met my current girlfriend. Sometimes, I think things happen for a reason. Insane reasons.
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Mar 11, 2010 06:36 AM - Something else - by I wish, dude
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