On New Year's Eve, I picked up a friend drunkenly passed out in his bed, put him outside in -14 degree, and locked the door. His wild yells for "The asshole who put me out here better let me back in!" and "I swear to God, I'll kill all of you!" made everyone inside laugh hysterically. He actually had to sleep in his car. We are still good friends but he calls me a dick daily. I just laugh.
You remind me of myself (5) - Wow, you're messed up (12)
Jan 6, 2010 12:37 AM - Criminal - by Guerilla Gorilla
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