my horrible secret

When I was a teenager, I had a early curfew, I had to plan socializing with friends a week in advance with my parents and had to deal with their fanatical evangelistic religious pablum. So I had to work through all of this to get laid, taste and sample alcohol, have friends and go to parties to accomplish those ends. I have become an excellent liar, I can make up a believable story up easily.

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