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I had fantasies about some children I babysat for.

#87
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Mar 10, 2100 12:40 PM - Family - by doodleina

when i was little i once masturbated with a vacuum cleaner trying to immitate a blowjob. i ended up in the hospital.

#20
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Mar 10, 6859 12:39 PM - Childhood - by Jerry the offender

I really am in Love with my roommate. We had sex last week and she told me we can never be together and should remain just as friends. I have 2-3 weeks to get her pregnant somehow. I have been saving up jizz and putting it everywhere that it may enter her. Toilet, dildo, underwear, etc.

#324
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Mar 10, 1286 12:42 PM - Something else - by JAPE

I've been eating spoiled soup for about a week now because I don't have the heart to throw it away.

#43
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Apr 14, 2009 11:18 AM - Something else - by Dina

i fart in balloons and inhale the later when i'm masturbating

#130
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Apr 30, 2009 04:41 PM - Family - by gordon

I can't stand my wife. I often pee on her toothbrush.

#263
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Mar 10, 4649 12:42 PM - Revenge - by bobo

i pick my hair out and tickle my eyeballs with the roots of the hair, then eat the hair.

#282
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Mar 10, 732 12:42 PM - OCD - by redroad

Everytime my old roomate used to cook anything, I added a spoon of salt to it when she wasn't looking. She seemed like she was going to put an end to her life after a few times and I think I completely ruined one of her dates this way.

#21
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Mar 10, 8635 12:39 PM - Something else - by Horribils

Every time my roomate does laundry i steal one sock and one pair of underwear from the dryer and throw it away to the garbage outside my building. It drives him insane.

#18
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Apr 10, 2009 01:31 AM - OCD - by ninja lolcat

I recently had a baby and I am not sure which of the two men I was screwn is the father so I told the father of my first child it was his but to be honest its startn to look like the other one! OH WELL your name is already on the birth certificate so its YOURS NOW!

#307
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Mar 10, 2245 12:42 PM - Family - by N@P@J

I gave genital herpes to like 10 guys I dated.

#136
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May 2, 2009 09:06 AM - Family - by shila

I never told my son he is the consequence of a brutal rape.

#44
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Apr 14, 2009 11:20 AM - Something else - by Hellen

this is the first time that I admit this to anyone. I take real pleasure in tormenting my two kids mentally. They are over 20 years old now and I take joy in giving them motherly angst, fear, stress and self doubts. I take joy in seeing them ball up with anxiety.

#367
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Mar 10, 9993 12:42 PM - Family - by annette

I was a hapily maried man and everything was going great until my damn wife told me she was a lesbian! So a year after the divorce, I got a sex change to hopefully be with her again. (she didn't know) She still doesn't want to be with me.

#135
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May 1, 2009 02:34 PM - Revenge - by SadAndConfused

when i was a teenager i touched my mother when she was sleeping and i got horny and masturbated. once she woke up and got me.

#120
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Apr 28, 2009 02:43 AM - Family - by Oedipus

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