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Sometimes when someone's flapping their mouth in my general direction and insist that it be of the utmost importance that I stop what I'm doing (usually next to nothing), I am overwhelming with the urge to clap them in the ears as hard as I can, and bite them or break their bones in particularily malicious ways.
I've yet to act on this.

#1892

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Jul 14, 2010 06:44 PM - Revenge - by Captain

I have a boyfriend who I love, but I sleep with this Vietnamese guy nearly every weekend. He's so goddamn attractive, I can't resist. This isn't the first time I cheated, either. Ugh, why am I so selfish?

#1426

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Dec 8, 2009 03:24 PM - Something else - by Anonymous

I'm almost 90% certain I was molested in my childhood, but I can't remember who, when, or how.

#323

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Sep 3, 722 12:42 PM - Something else - by poog

Where to start?
-I'm sexually attracted to young girls, fat women and male anime characters
-I once rubbed my on crap over myself and masturbated
-To me, the hottest video I've ever seen is one of beastiality
-I've had crushes on ex-president George W Bush and Yami from Yu-Gi-Oh!

Whew.

#1176

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Jul 31, 2009 03:45 PM - Something else - by MyNameIsNotCarlos

I used to be ashamed for having sex for religious reasons. Now I revel in it because it is the only piece of resistance I can hold onto against my bitch of a mother who insists on controlling every other aspect of my life.

#1455

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Dec 22, 2009 02:06 PM - Family - by Damnit All

while my boyfriend and i had been dating for about two months i found out that he was screwing around with my best freind. he told e but he will never know how mad i am at him. to get him back i invited his best freind over....things got...idk but i woke up in bed with him the next morning smiling.

#484

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May 21, 2009 03:52 PM - Revenge - by homeraiders

I never told my son he is the consequence of a brutal rape.

#44

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Apr 14, 2009 11:20 AM - Something else - by Hellen

I'm going start rubbing snot all over my things on my desk so that when people take my stuff I will at least have the satisfaction of doing something sick to them. I hate my coworkers. I wish they would all die horrible deaths.

#473

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May 20, 2009 12:36 PM - At Work - by Julie

I beat up my older brother on New Year's Eve because he stole my $500 and tried to blame it on my 2 younger brothers. I caught him with the money, and I snapped. I bared my teeth; sunk them deep into his arm, began to claw, bite, punch and kick; I even broke a chair on his head. Talk abour release!

#1663

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Jan 2, 2010 08:33 PM - Family - by Jerkbaggins

I have a list of people I will kill if I am diagnosed with a terminal illness. It includes my state's governor, a few other politicians, pundits, Heidi and Spencer from The Hills and one of my sisters.

#560

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Sep 3, 682 12:43 PM - Revenge - by Anonymous

i have masturbated over my brother's wife every day since they got married. I have had fantasies of being her slave and have even tried to drop hints.

#291

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Sep 3, 5725 12:42 PM - Childhood - by Stiffmeister

I hate anyone who says their Mother is a psycho. They could never, and will never understand the pain I am in because of my own Mother.

#1234

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Sep 3, 6389 12:50 PM - Family - by secretpain

I'm a 22 year old good looking, upper middle class male college student. I have never had a romantic relationship of any kind with a chick, and not for lack of trying. No clue why. I have thought this might mean I'm gay. I just cant date someone unattractive. I'm too scared of what others will think

#738

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Jun 5, 2009 12:51 PM - Something else - by Lonely

Hey guys, wanted to let you know that God cares about your skeletons in the closet, and He's willing and able to forgive you of your mistakes, and to give you fullness of life. I used to be suicidal, but thanks to God's grace, I'm free from those tendencies. I go to Calvary Chapel if you're curious.

#1356

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Nov 1, 2009 10:22 PM - Something else - by anonymous

I turned down sex with a guy tonight because I didnt want my girlfriend to know I already fucked him without her. She just doesnt understand that I really am straight but love her too.

#665

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Aug 15, 2010 03:21 PM - Something else - by jenn

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