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I always check out men's crotch for no apparent reason. My eyes would just fell directly into it and I just shrugged off the awkwardness.

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Mar 11, 4592 12:42 PM - Something else - by Chichi

whenever i watch shows like CSI or NCIS i always think to myself how much better job i could do at getting away with murder. I plan how and when i would do it and truly believe i could get away with murder. Im a 16 yr old girl.

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Jun 16, 2009 12:03 AM - Criminal - by icoulddoitbettr

I have such low self-confidence/agoraphobia that if I go out to a bar or something like that 3 times a season, it's shocking.

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Mar 11, 5181 12:43 PM - OCD - by cjnormonster

The only reason I'm with the girl I am is because she's on the pill, disease free, and loves being creampied. Other than that, I can't stand her.

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Jun 2, 2009 11:39 AM - Something else - by Luciddreamer

I want to get a talking giant panda, make him agree to let me ride on his back, and go through my town yelling curse words at the top of our lungs. Then I want to get my panda friend to maul a dude and pull out a stalk of bamboo, dip the stalk in his blood, eat it and say "Mmmm, tastes like chicken!" Then I want him to eat the guy. Seriously, I've had dreams about this awesomeness.

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Jan 6, 2010 11:51 PM - OCD - by Kewl

whenever i clean out my ears with a q-tip, i feel the need to see how waxy it is with my tongue.

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Mar 11, 4699 12:42 PM - Something else - by waxy

My grandmother is going in for surgery. I hope she dies in there.

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Jan 1, 2010 03:53 PM - Family - by Robby

I actually promised my maternal grandma that I would piss on her grave and if there was a Hell I wanted her to be raped and beaten by demons for all Eternity. She laughed at my face, and I contemplated hitting her with my car. She's a parasitic monster and has made my Mom miserable for too long.

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Dec 26, 2009 02:00 PM - Family - by Virgal

I think the kids who died in the Columbine massacre deserved it. For way too many years, kids have been picked on, beaten on, and looked down upon for being different. And as soon as two guys snapped and repaid the damage done to High Schoolers everywhere, we act like THEY were the monsters.

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Dec 24, 2009 01:20 AM - Criminal - by DeadCharlie

When I am drunk and alone, the only thing I can think about is killing myself. There's literally nothing wrong with my life, but no woman has ever really loved me and though I have no problems getting laid I worry obsessively about the future. I don't know why I'm suicidal but I really want to die

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Mar 11, 5975 12:42 PM - Something else - by eigoh

I had sex with my bestfriends boyfriend and lied and told her he raped me.

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Mar 11, 225 12:53 PM - Revenge - by Pancakelover

I've abandoned my dad because he abandoned me. He hasn't liked me since I didn't follow his "gently nudges" towards being a welder, pipefitter, or in any skilled trade. He has chron's and cataracts now, because of years of drinking on the job and welding. Fair, for all the times he beat my mom.

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Oct 7, 2009 05:59 PM - Family - by Captain

When I smell the scent of meat, when it is raw, it makes my nose go into overdrive, adrenaline courses down my spine and suddenly I feel a rage and hunger, like a wild animal. I think this is an evolutionary throwback that just happened to happen to me. And I am the "normal" chick in my circle.

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Jan 2, 2010 08:27 PM - OCD - by Regularly Irregular

I have nasty naked pictures of my hisbands ex wife- who is a phsycho. They are the very graphic kind of pictures too. She is crazy jealous of me and continues to taunt me, and try to start drama... She has no idea I have these pictures- Im just waiting for the right venue to show the world...

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Jul 7, 2009 02:28 PM - Revenge - by littlebit

I love to crossdress. No one knows about it, not even my gf of 2 years. I have a closet-full of dresses, heels, and panties. It just gets me off, I feel so hot when I parade around in my room looking like a little bitch. All I want is for my gf to do me with a strap-on while I wear these clothes.

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Jul 28, 2009 09:22 PM - Something else - by CrsDrsr

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