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I killed my neighbors' cat. On purpose. It kept coming into my yard, shitting in our planter. One morning I saw it, and it was like a latent predatory fury lashed out into my brain. I chased down the cat, caught it, and mauled it, shaking it back and forth savagely like a terrier does to a rat. When it layed dead at my feet, I squashed its ribcage and threw it in a tree as a treat for the crows.

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Jan 6, 2010 09:19 PM - Criminal - by Zotz

I choke the shit out of my roommates dog when no ones around. But for some reason I only abuse the one dog, there's other dogs whom live here but this one is the only one I beat.

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Apr 2, 2010 04:37 AM - Love - by LOL

Whenever i see someone upset or sad, it really makes me happy beyond belief. Its almost like an orgasmic feeling. imagine getting into the college youve always wanted to or finding out a girl that you like loves you back. Amazing. the best is when a family has a retard baby, imagine the ridicule that child will suffer and the pain of the family. Orgasmic to say the least. Haiti brightened my day.

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Mar 2, 2010 09:25 PM - Something else - by :

I want to rape my best friend. She is a girl, and i want it for some time now.

#1701

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Jan 8, 2010 03:24 PM - Criminal - by Dante

I get sexual pleasure from eating ants.

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May 13, 2010 04:22 PM - Something else - by Sick

My grandmother is going in for surgery. I hope she dies in there.

#1661

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Jan 1, 2010 03:53 PM - Family - by Robby

ive had a boyfriend for 3 years. i cheated on him 4 times with 4 different guys. im in love with the 4th, and he's all i think about. when i fuck my boyfriend, i think of him.

#1692

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Jan 7, 2010 03:54 PM - OCD - by godhelpme

sometimes i just want to leave my kids somewhere and never come back i feel like they hold me back from having a life.

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Jan 21, 2010 03:04 PM - Family - by Really

I have a habit of stealing strangers' underwear out of the laundry room in my apartment building. Once I stole a pair that I knew was my hot, but douchey roommate's, and put them on to masturbate in.

#1708

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Jan 8, 2010 03:33 PM - Love - by spiff

I wiped my ass on a napkin, then discreetly hid it in the clean napkins at a random table at my restraraunt.

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Jan 5, 2010 01:06 PM - At Work - by Barfbag

I have been looking at porn and fingering my self with a hairbrush since i was 12. I am really fat and weigh 169 pounds and im only 14. i really think im never gonna have sex so im trying to pop my own cherry because nobody will ever do it for a fat kid.

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Jan 21, 2010 03:25 PM - Family - by Anonymous

I am a guy who loves animals, yet when I was little, my father was so unwilling to take a dying feral kitten to the vet to be put down, he made ME kill it. I was 8 and I cried and begged for the angry little kittys' life, but he forced me to strangle the poor animal to death. Later that year, he made me drown a live skunk. I want to tear my fathers' lungs out. My Dad is Satanspawn.

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Jan 13, 2010 11:10 AM - Love - by DAMNED

I once masturbated and finished into a bottle of irish cream, the following new years months later my mother was drinking from said bottle. I've never forgiven myself or stopped knowing that I'm complete filth for this.

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Apr 1, 2010 02:06 AM - Something else - by spanky666

i cheated on my boyfriend, but i still acted upset when he broke up with me (he never found out what i did).
also, even when im dating someone, i flirt with every hot guy in sight, and they usually flirt back

#1732

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Feb 2, 2010 06:49 PM - Love - by "Bad Girlfriend"- And not in a good way.

Some people whom I treat as friends, I secretly hate. No matter how hard I try I can't respect people who have obvious serious problems that are correctable. Obesity is not a disease, it is a choice. So is anorexia, alcoholism, drug addiction, lack of friends, poverty, ignorance, depression. Choose work, health, and learning over looks, status, or instant gratification and you will be fine.

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Mar 10, 2010 11:08 PM - Something else - by titob

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