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The only reason I love going to class is so I can stare at girls in my class. I love it when they stare back after they notice that I am staring at them. However, I never stop staring. Once a girl put on a sweatshirt so that i wouldn't stare at her tits.

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Mar 10, 7164 12:47 PM - Something else - by Perv

Reading all of these secrets makes me feel better about myself in that there are people that are way more fucked up than I am

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May 19, 2009 02:22 PM - Something else - by stupidshitpissesmeoff

I was 12 when I started daydreaming about another life. Every now and then I change these fantasies to fit my current desires. I'm 21 and I can't seem to stop making other worlds in my head. Sad thing is, I sometimes wish I could just switch to this other reality.

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Mar 10, 6854 12:41 PM - Something else - by g21

My roommate chews with his mouth open. I want to kick his fucking ass all over the apartment when he does. I left the room last night because he was preparing food and I knew I would have to endure it.

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Mar 10, 6117 12:42 PM - Something else - by rerun

I hate pro-lifers who think abortion is wrong, unwanted children who are born usually end up f'ing up the world. Legalizing abortion is doing the world a favor. World is overpopulated anyway.

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Jul 26, 2009 07:34 PM - Something else - by f-up world

I wish people would just stop talking for me for a while. I can't stand their voices, i hate pretending in all the fake conversations. I kinda want to experience how it would be to be 100% free from people and society, at least just for a while.

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May 1, 2009 11:26 AM - Something else - by tim

I eat my boogers. I kinda like their taste, especially if they're bloody. But mostly it's a weird habit.

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Mar 10, 7427 12:42 PM - Something else - by marshall

I hold grudges long after the event is over. years even.

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Mar 10, 2218 12:42 PM - OCD - by go

I can't keep it to myself any longer- It's eating me up in side: I'm Batman.

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Jun 1, 2009 07:27 AM - Revenge - by Mr. Savage

I hate the police. Whole heartedly. Once when they came to break up a small party, me and 5 friends just about covered a squad car in urine.

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Mar 10, 1978 12:41 PM - Revenge - by shit

I really hate the morbidly obese. I have no sympathy for them and I think it is pathetic that they can't take any responsibility for their weight.

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Mar 10, 5485 12:44 PM - Something else - by name

i've been using the same pair of socks for the last 4 days

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Apr 14, 2009 12:59 PM - Something else - by chuck

I believe that everybody has a right to survive. However, when I see sickeningly fat people out in public, I curse them in my head, because I do not believe that that many people "can't help it". It IS your fault.

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May 23, 2009 04:38 PM - Something else - by sorry

Usually when I take a leak i like to pretend that my stream of pee is a super powerful laser beam, and that the bubbles in the toilet are ships for me to destroy. I guess that's not really a horrible secret, more of a pathetic one actually.

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Apr 28, 2009 06:01 PM - Something else - by teddy

Well. I have been good sweet guy ever since my child hood. Respecting elders, polite tone, caring for others etc. etc. But sometimes I wish i was completely the opposite. Fuck every girl i like. Make fun of people. Drink n smoke as much as I want.

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May 19, 2009 01:02 PM - Something else - by AL

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