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Most of the time, when people are cruel to me, I figure that living well is the best revenge. Every so often though, I will lash out without a word, with an incredible and decisive violence. I think it helps to keep the stupid in line if from time to time, one of them bleeds for it.

#1751
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Feb 11, 2010 11:53 PM - Criminal - by randomly_violet

I thoroughtly enjoy calmly walking my three large dogs up to my asshole neighbors' house after a mile run with them, and letting them defecate and urinate all over his driveway. I often contibute piss but should I also shit in this mans' yard? This guy singlehandlely has caused me to not believe in God. He yells at his wife, beats his kids, and isn't a drunk, just an asshole motherfucker.

#1714
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Jan 13, 2010 09:44 AM - Criminal - by Dargev

I want to rape my best friend. She is a girl, and i want it for some time now.

#1701
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Jan 8, 2010 03:24 PM - Criminal - by Dante

I want her to rape me so I can throw her in jail and never see her again and have one last fuck.

#1695
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Jan 7, 2010 06:25 PM - Criminal - by quack

I killed my neighbors' cat. On purpose. It kept coming into my yard, shitting in our planter. One morning I saw it, and it was like a latent predatory fury lashed out into my brain. I chased down the cat, caught it, and mauled it, shaking it back and forth savagely like a terrier does to a rat. When it layed dead at my feet, I squashed its ribcage and threw it in a tree as a treat for the crows.

#1687
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Jan 6, 2010 09:19 PM - Criminal - by Zotz

On New Year's Eve, I picked up a friend drunkenly passed out in his bed, put him outside in -14 degree, and locked the door. His wild yells for "The asshole who put me out here better let me back in!" and "I swear to God, I'll kill all of you!" made everyone inside laugh hysterically. He actually had to sleep in his car. We are still good friends but he calls me a dick daily. I just laugh.

#1683
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Jan 6, 2010 12:37 AM - Criminal - by Guerilla Gorilla

I had a dream last night; in it I was in a sheepfold, killing the sheep, barely eating them before leaping on the next unfortunate animal. Then the shepherd came and tried to get them away from my claws and jaws, and I ripped his throat out. What the Hell does this dream signify!? Please comment!

#1649
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Dec 29, 2009 05:44 PM - Criminal - by Kelvin

I think the kids who died in the Columbine massacre deserved it. For way too many years, kids have been picked on, beaten on, and looked down upon for being different. And as soon as two guys snapped and repaid the damage done to High Schoolers everywhere, we act like THEY were the monsters.

#1478
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Dec 24, 2009 01:20 AM - Criminal - by DeadCharlie

I want to kill neighbors. Eat their hearts, drink their blood and laugh at their lifeless eyes. Their kids are fat and spiteful and I want nothing more than to turn them into mincemeat. With my teeth and hands.

#1465
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Dec 23, 2009 06:53 AM - Criminal - by Suchanasshole

I drug roadkill into a neighbors' house while they were away for a week. They came and had to shampoo their rugs and hire exterminators to get rid of the large carrion ants and wasps that were feeding on the dead animals. They are real pricks; they killed my cat. Eye for an eye, douchebags!

#1452
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Dec 20, 2009 08:32 AM - Criminal - by derelect

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