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i like the way my farts smell. ONLY MINE THOUGH AND NO ONE ELSE'S

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Jan 8, 2010 03:31 PM - OCD - by urAddiction

I have the ability to make things move, fall, open, close or turn on by themselves, catch is it only happens when I'm really, really pissed off.

#1703
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Jan 8, 2010 03:30 PM - OCD - by Waystle

I was forced by my girlfriend to watch New Moon, and I keep having dreams about being one of the wolves. I dream of chasing down a deer, sometimes even a human, grabbing them in my massive crushing teeth and shaking them like a Lab shakes a chew toy, except for death cries, snarling from me, blood paints the ground as their bones snap. Plus being extra sexy when in human form would be SWEET.

#1696
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Jan 8, 2010 12:29 AM - OCD - by Damnitsall

ive had a boyfriend for 3 years. i cheated on him 4 times with 4 different guys. im in love with the 4th, and he's all i think about. when i fuck my boyfriend, i think of him.

#1692
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Jan 7, 2010 03:54 PM - OCD - by godhelpme

I want to get a talking giant panda, make him agree to let me ride on his back, and go through my town yelling curse words at the top of our lungs. Then I want to get my panda friend to maul a dude and pull out a stalk of bamboo, dip the stalk in his blood, eat it and say "Mmmm, tastes like chicken!" Then I want him to eat the guy. Seriously, I've had dreams about this awesomeness.

#1688
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Jan 6, 2010 11:51 PM - OCD - by Kewl

Before entering the grocery store, I like to stand outside and make mooing sounds at fat people waddling to their cars. I don't feel any remorse for doing this. I'm a bad person, I think.

#1685
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Jan 6, 2010 01:11 PM - OCD - by Thrall

I like to furiously masturbate while listening to Pantera, Disturbed, or another hard rock band. I'm a relativly "normal" college girl in almost every other regard.

#1682
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Jan 5, 2010 10:53 PM - OCD - by Sarah

I would rather pet a rabid tiger than hold an infant. It sounds weird, but those little creatures shit and piss on themselves. I will actually run away from children if I see them in an aisle at a store. They scare me that bad. I'm cool picking up animals and petting them, but children? Get them the hell away from me!

#1676
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Jan 5, 2010 12:58 PM - OCD - by Saphira

When I drink too much Red Bull or Monster and go hiking or in the woods in general, I fantasize about fighting a bear or a cougar, and strangling and punching the carnivore to death. Or even gripping and ripping its neck open with my teeth. Caffiene is awesome, my friends!

#1672
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Jan 4, 2010 09:18 PM - OCD - by Frenetic

Sometimes I'll wake up screaming lyrics from random songs or TV shows or movies. Example: Last night I woke myself up muttering "Why so serious!?" like the Joker. A night before, I woke up yelling quotes from The Lion King. Damn, I'm crazy.

#1671
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Jan 4, 2010 08:51 PM - OCD - by VT

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