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I am unreasonably terrified of my car being towed while I'm inside whatever building I've parked in front of, no matter how unlikely it is.

#1907

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Jul 27, 2010 11:48 PM - OCD - by Artemis

Whenever I'm driving, I have this constant fear of running over somebody. I've never even been pulled over but I'm constantly checking the rear view mirror for people lying in the road. It's pretty ridiculous.

#1901

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Jul 20, 2010 06:47 PM - OCD - by jon

i will not watch anyone eat. i hate the feel of food and it pisses me off when i hear someone eating.

#1855

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Jun 9, 2010 06:55 PM - OCD - by wildthing311977

You know, you sound even more crazy if you can't spell!

#1812

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Apr 19, 2010 06:44 PM - OCD - by Grammar Nazi

i like the way my farts smell. ONLY MINE THOUGH AND NO ONE ELSE'S

#1704

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Jan 8, 2010 03:31 PM - OCD - by urAddiction

I have the ability to make things move, fall, open, close or turn on by themselves, catch is it only happens when I'm really, really pissed off.

#1703

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Jan 8, 2010 03:30 PM - OCD - by Waystle

I was forced by my girlfriend to watch New Moon, and I keep having dreams about being one of the wolves. I dream of chasing down a deer, sometimes even a human, grabbing them in my massive crushing teeth and shaking them like a Lab shakes a chew toy, except for death cries, snarling from me, blood paints the ground as their bones snap. Plus being extra sexy when in human form would be SWEET.

#1696

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Jan 8, 2010 12:29 AM - OCD - by Damnitsall

ive had a boyfriend for 3 years. i cheated on him 4 times with 4 different guys. im in love with the 4th, and he's all i think about. when i fuck my boyfriend, i think of him.

#1692

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Jan 7, 2010 03:54 PM - OCD - by godhelpme

I want to get a talking giant panda, make him agree to let me ride on his back, and go through my town yelling curse words at the top of our lungs. Then I want to get my panda friend to maul a dude and pull out a stalk of bamboo, dip the stalk in his blood, eat it and say "Mmmm, tastes like chicken!" Then I want him to eat the guy. Seriously, I've had dreams about this awesomeness.

#1688

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Jan 6, 2010 11:51 PM - OCD - by Kewl

Before entering the grocery store, I like to stand outside and make mooing sounds at fat people waddling to their cars. I don't feel any remorse for doing this. I'm a bad person, I think.

#1685

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Jan 6, 2010 01:11 PM - OCD - by Thrall

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