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I told my Mom I was sexually active and she nearly broke down screaming and crying like she just saw ten puppies get ran over. I told my Dad and he patted me on the back. Holy shit.

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Mar 4, 2010 07:10 PM - Family - by xenomorph455

My older brother wants to round up all the gay people and gas them. And people wonder why the two of us never get along. (Not gay, but I believe in gay rights.)

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Feb 26, 2010 03:02 AM - Family - by My Family Sucks

I had to clear out my Mom's house recently after her passing due to cancer. (Good riddance. She was abusive and horrible.) Anyway, through some documents and photographic proof found in a old safe in a closet, I found out my four brothers and one sister were sired by 3 other men besides my 'father'. I am glad she is dead. She was the most vile, two-faced slut this world may ever see.

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Feb 24, 2010 10:20 PM - Family - by Rage doesn't describe it well enough

My 20 year old brother cannot hold an adult conversation, at all. He hates, due to exra-strength conservative indoctination and Christian beliefs, any of my friends or me talking about sex or about having sex. He does, however, charm the pants cobra to bizzare Internet porn and yet calls all us non-virgins sinners and what-not. Even my younger brothers mock him; they aren't virgins.

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Feb 14, 2010 02:11 AM - Family - by Damned-Thrice

so today i found out that my mom is a drug dealer. i knew she did pot and stuff, but i randomly found 10 plants upstairs in our house. i hope she doesnt get arrested, or else i will be sent back to my angry alcoholic, druggy father who pisses me off like nothing else. she has the worst luck of going to jail too. damn it.

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Feb 9, 2010 06:58 PM - Family - by tinytot55

i get depressed a lot around a girl i might like because i let myself think negative things about the way she feels about me. i think i hurt her and i feel terrible. from now on i don't ever want to let her feel uncomfortable around me but i wonder if it's too late, i guess im just a jerk like it or not

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Jan 21, 2010 04:22 PM - Family - by Dep

I have been looking at porn and fingering my self with a hairbrush since i was 12. I am really fat and weigh 169 pounds and im only 14. i really think im never gonna have sex so im trying to pop my own cherry because nobody will ever do it for a fat kid.

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Jan 21, 2010 03:25 PM - Family - by Anonymous

sometimes i just want to leave my kids somewhere and never come back i feel like they hold me back from having a life.

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Jan 21, 2010 03:04 PM - Family - by Really

I just caught my father jerking off to Internet porn. He's still married to my harpy mother and still claims to have Christian ideals. I often ponder if I am adopted; this was the same man who strongly tried to prohibit me from having sex and yet there he is, pulling himself off like a chimp watching Animal Planet. He disgusts me, and I disclaim him and my mother as my blood. They are monsters.

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Jan 17, 2010 02:49 AM - Family - by Quarken

At my friends' wedding, I took some of my friends and we went around sticking our dongs in the punch and the food and taking pictures with these disposable cameras the wifes' family had provided. I wonder what the Wal-Mart employee thought about THAT wedding as he developed those photos of weiners in punch and casseroles.

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Jan 6, 2010 01:16 PM - Family - by Redbeard

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