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No one calls customer service because they are happy, but don't call in pissed off and berating the customer service rep you connect with. We have your address and don't get paid enough to keep us from risking our job. You may only be an hour drive away or less. Some of us would be willing to drive eight hours. Yes, we talk about this. It's only a matter of time until we come for you.

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Mar 5, 2010 10:14 AM - At Work - by Anonymous

I only need 6 good hours of sleep every day and I'm good. Then about 8 hours at night.

#1759
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Feb 18, 2010 02:47 PM - At Work - by henrik

When I wake up after having sex with my girlfriend, I wrap my powerful arms around her gently, then I begin licking her hair and neck while purring exactly like a big cat. She says it is wonderful and she feels so safe and loved anf protected. I just started doing one morning and it caught on.

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Jan 26, 2010 01:03 AM - At Work - by Craig Is Crazy

i can't think of anything other than sex. all i want is sex, wherever i go i just want to fuck. i'm obsessed but i feel like it's so fucking far away from me - so much work needed to do. it's fucking tiring.

#1699
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Jan 8, 2010 03:20 PM - At Work - by tennis

I have successfully instilled such fear in my boss that doubled my salary and he now buys me cocaine on demand. Pretending you're best friends with your employer can make them reveal very very bad secrets.

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Jan 8, 2010 03:10 PM - At Work - by Nick

I wiped my ass on a napkin, then discreetly hid it in the clean napkins at a random table at my restraraunt.

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Jan 5, 2010 01:06 PM - At Work - by Barfbag

When I'm at my house all alone, I like to run on all fours. Yes, I can RUN on all fours, like Smeagol. It is pretty awesome, but weird.

#1670
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Jan 4, 2010 06:18 PM - At Work - by Raph

Every day I go into work, and every day I get mistreated by a customer, I silently pray to the gods that may be there to cause a zombie apocalypse.

#1665
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Jan 3, 2010 06:05 AM - At Work - by Ben

I often wonder what human meat tastes like, and I think I could think of it as pork-like in its basic flavor. Damn, I'm fucking weird...

#1664
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Jan 3, 2010 05:54 AM - At Work - by Kenny

I think anyone who wants to harm or kill an innocent person for fun should just put a bullet through their skull.

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Dec 31, 2009 03:10 PM - At Work - by YouSuck

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