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I consider trailer trash a human subspecies. I want all trailer trash in existence to die, including their repulsive, filthy kids.

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Aug 15, 2010 10:10 AM - At Work - by Rosso

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I shaved my head at work this week. I am disgusted by the lack of observational skills people have. They act like they're surprised when I know they saw me shaving it. I also feel like I've gotten rid of a lot of memories and weaknesses that I had, as if they were built up and imbued into my hair over time. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm right. Time to move.

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Jul 14, 2010 06:48 PM - At Work - by Captain

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when i get bored at work, i like to play a game in my mind called "were you a whore in high school?"/"will your child be a whore" to customers that passby. it passes the time quite nicely

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Jun 21, 2010 10:10 PM - At Work - by jamie_a

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I like to be extremely nice to people who I really hate. I cannot help it.

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Jun 9, 2010 05:02 AM - At Work - by andrea

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I hope all the pediatricians at this hospital get AIDS and die.

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Apr 27, 2010 11:13 PM - At Work - by BI2010

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I found this site while searching for something besides porn and YouTube videos of adorable animals while at work pissing my soul away for $15.00 an hour. Sometimes, while sitting there drifting in my mind, doing jack shit, I wonder what an apocalypse would be like. Imagine the fun, work would be living life instead of scratching by being an office monkey. Anyway, never be an accountant.

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Mar 11, 2010 06:29 AM - At Work - by I wish, dude

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No one calls customer service because they are happy, but don't call in pissed off and berating the customer service rep you connect with. We have your address and don't get paid enough to keep us from risking our job. You may only be an hour drive away or less. Some of us would be willing to drive eight hours. Yes, we talk about this. It's only a matter of time until we come for you.

#1779
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Mar 5, 2010 10:14 AM - At Work - by Anonymous

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I only need 6 good hours of sleep every day and I'm good. Then about 8 hours at night.

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Feb 18, 2010 02:47 PM - At Work - by henrik

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When I wake up after having sex with my girlfriend, I wrap my powerful arms around her gently, then I begin licking her hair and neck while purring exactly like a big cat. She says it is wonderful and she feels so safe and loved anf protected. I just started doing one morning and it caught on.

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Jan 26, 2010 01:03 AM - At Work - by Craig Is Crazy

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i can't think of anything other than sex. all i want is sex, wherever i go i just want to fuck. i'm obsessed but i feel like it's so fucking far away from me - so much work needed to do. it's fucking tiring.

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Jan 8, 2010 03:20 PM - At Work - by tennis

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