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Bad shit happens to me everyday. I try to be careful and make sure nothing bad happens. I just leave a trail of mess behind me... My car brakes stop working, and got in a crash, The day I meet my girl's grandmother, she passes away by heart attack, I get fired because my boss lied to cover his ass, my girlfriend leaves me with my daughter because of this. I wanna run and just drift for life.

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Mar 9, 2010 04:56 AM - Something else - by Jinx

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I have erectile dysfunction and I'm 23. Quite worried it's gonna cost me my new girlfriend.

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Mar 8, 2010 12:24 PM - Something else - by ssfee

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Whenever i see someone upset or sad, it really makes me happy beyond belief. Its almost like an orgasmic feeling. imagine getting into the college youve always wanted to or finding out a girl that you like loves you back. Amazing. the best is when a family has a retard baby, imagine the ridicule that child will suffer and the pain of the family. Orgasmic to say the least. Haiti brightened my day.

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Mar 2, 2010 09:25 PM - Something else - by :

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when i use the bathroom, i flush the toilet as soon as i start peeing so i can "race" with it.

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Mar 2, 2010 08:10 AM - Something else - by ig reilly

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i'm realizing that i really just don't like the people i've become "friends" with at college.

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Mar 1, 2010 08:29 PM - Something else - by someone

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i have a five page paper do tomorow worth basically my -whole- grade and havent even done it yet...ugh...forget this...

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Feb 24, 2010 11:38 AM - Something else - by ctrlaltdelete

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I secretly want to be peed on during sex

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Feb 21, 2010 12:51 AM - Something else - by y

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i need at least 12 hours of sleep every day. sleep deprivation causes me nausea every time

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Feb 18, 2010 12:01 PM - Something else - by andrea

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Last night my cat killed a mouse and left it in my room...when i went to bed i kept thinking they were crawling on me..i woke up every hour and now i am overly tired and everyones accusing me of being high..im still afraid to go home and fall asleep on my bed.! IM SO PARANOID!!

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Feb 18, 2010 11:42 AM - Something else - by ctrlaltdelete

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whenever i get really nervous, i have a huge urge to poop.

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Feb 9, 2010 07:08 PM - Something else - by tinytot55

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