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Since my apartment won't allow dogs or cats, I went out and got two hamsters. One killed and ate the other one and now I have one super-sweet, cannibalistic hamster named Khan. I entered him in this contest at a local pet store, where we race hamsters for some animal charities, and there I met my current girlfriend. Sometimes, I think things happen for a reason. Insane reasons.

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Mar 11, 2010 06:36 AM - Something else - by I wish, dude

For the most part every year I get older, I feel more miserable, more bogged down by responsibilities, and generally depressed. I compensate by watching more and more television, taking pills, and eating myself into an early grave. Socially, I play the clown, so as to appear fun-loving and generally happy. But my partner, my family, and my friends are on to me. A bullet is appealing sometimes.

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Mar 10, 2010 11:24 PM - Something else - by Meh

Some people whom I treat as friends, I secretly hate. No matter how hard I try I can't respect people who have obvious serious problems that are correctable. Obesity is not a disease, it is a choice. So is anorexia, alcoholism, drug addiction, lack of friends, poverty, ignorance, depression. Choose work, health, and learning over looks, status, or instant gratification and you will be fine.

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Mar 10, 2010 11:08 PM - Something else - by titob

Bad shit happens to me everyday. I try to be careful and make sure nothing bad happens. I just leave a trail of mess behind me... My car brakes stop working, and got in a crash, The day I meet my girl's grandmother, she passes away by heart attack, I get fired because my boss lied to cover his ass, my girlfriend leaves me with my daughter because of this. I wanna run and just drift for life.

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Mar 9, 2010 04:56 AM - Something else - by Jinx

I have erectile dysfunction and I'm 23. Quite worried it's gonna cost me my new girlfriend.

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Mar 8, 2010 12:24 PM - Something else - by ssfee

Whenever i see someone upset or sad, it really makes me happy beyond belief. Its almost like an orgasmic feeling. imagine getting into the college youve always wanted to or finding out a girl that you like loves you back. Amazing. the best is when a family has a retard baby, imagine the ridicule that child will suffer and the pain of the family. Orgasmic to say the least. Haiti brightened my day.

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Mar 2, 2010 09:25 PM - Something else - by :

when i use the bathroom, i flush the toilet as soon as i start peeing so i can "race" with it.

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Mar 2, 2010 08:10 AM - Something else - by ig reilly

i'm realizing that i really just don't like the people i've become "friends" with at college.

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Mar 1, 2010 08:29 PM - Something else - by someone

i have a five page paper do tomorow worth basically my -whole- grade and havent even done it yet...ugh...forget this...

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Feb 24, 2010 11:38 AM - Something else - by ctrlaltdelete

I secretly want to be peed on during sex

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Feb 21, 2010 12:51 AM - Something else - by y

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