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When I was a teenager, I had a early curfew, I had to plan socializing with friends a week in advance with my parents and had to deal with their fanatical evangelistic religious pablum. So I had to work through all of this to get laid, taste and sample alcohol, have friends and go to parties to accomplish those ends. I have become an excellent liar, I can make up a believable story up easily.

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Mar 8, 2010 09:11 AM - Childhood - by I wish, dude

I dislike social gatherings, and often I like to stalk to the edge of the party and try to drink myself into socializing or to puke uncontrollably, due to my awkward social graces when sober. This stems from a childhood spent in relative solitude from peers due to risk-adverse, overprotective parents. To parents: socialize your kids. They need to know how to mingle or they will eat shit forever.

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Mar 8, 2010 09:00 AM - Childhood - by I wish, dude

I hate my little brothers like the loathsome little parasites they are. They are rude, obnoxious and make my days Hell. They killed so many of my pets and broke my things growing up simply because they could. They constantly rag on my older brother and me, and for no reason other than we are forbidden to kick the shit out of them. Part of me just want to chop them up and bury them in the woods.

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Feb 23, 2010 04:51 PM - Childhood - by Lucas

I wake up, i go to school, i come home and lie down and go on the comp. I eat dinner. I go to sleep. This is the same every day. What kind of life is this? Im not allowed to hang out with anyone, every weekend is the same: boring and lonley. If things dont change soon im afraid of what i might do to myself. If teenage years are the best, i dont want to see the rest.

#1712
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Jan 9, 2010 12:51 PM - Childhood - by Anonymous

i touched little kids when i was young. i didn't know what i was doing. i wish i can forget.

#1655
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Dec 29, 2009 06:44 PM - Childhood - by anony

As a child, I would often urinate in my hated relatives' potted pants to kill them.

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Dec 29, 2009 05:45 PM - Childhood - by Narmin

I killed my sisters' hamster and fed it to our cat. For no reason whatsoever.

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Dec 27, 2009 05:09 AM - Childhood - by Kestrel

Everyone has a messed up childhood, but mine has been especially messed.I fantasize about ripping the skin off of my mom with my bear hands until I kill her. Thinking of her screaming in agony puts me in a good mood.

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Dec 24, 2009 01:28 AM - Childhood - by Plague

I once told a bald-faced lie about a fat-bitch and the entire school yelled it to her 3 days later. This caused her over 1 summer to throw up all of her fat and became hot. The next school year she went out with me and gave me a blowjob. I said, "Wow! You must love hotdogs." She ran out immediately.

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Dec 23, 2009 07:05 PM - Childhood - by jerkinator 1000

As a child, I killed a neighbors' birds with my BB gun on a gamble with some other kids for a Game Boy as the prize. I still have that Game Boy and feel like a massive dickhead everytime I see it.

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Dec 23, 2009 06:27 AM - Childhood - by Murker

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