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i hate my girlfriend of 7 years and every time i see her i think of all the ways i could be torturing her. doing this helps me relax.

#690

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Jun 3, 2009 12:00 AM - Criminal - by smee

I have no respect for laws or moral scruples of any kind. The only reason I have not commited any felonies is because the punishment for each crime currently weights more on the complicated cost/benefit scale I use to determine my actions. And that makes me sad.

#662

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May 31, 2009 06:18 PM - Criminal - by Negro Muerte

I told all my friends about my plan to kill everybody I go to school with. The thought it was a joke, but part of me wants to do it.

#657

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May 31, 2009 05:57 AM - Criminal - by sonny

I'm only 13 and i lost my virginity to one of my dads friends, who is 43. Sad part is, i actually liked it. I'd do it again and a again and again. Old men are GOOD.

#611

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Sep 10, 4804 12:43 PM - Criminal - by fuckedupmuch?

i pulled the pants down on a manican. i regret nothing. it excited me

#581

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Sep 10, 9414 12:43 PM - Criminal - by paul sylvester

Dont you hate when condoms break and you have to go into the girl to get the other part out. man this happened to me when i was getting my red wings and my fingrs looked like i had stirred red koolaid with my hands, i licked it up and started drinkin it it tasted great like raw bacon

#539

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May 26, 2009 10:09 AM - Criminal - by bricekeepitnice

I love setting things on fire. Everytime i set a fire i just want to do it again. I probably go through 3 lighters a week. books are very fun to burn, as are leaves. im a forest fire waiting to happen

#434

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May 18, 2009 07:41 PM - Criminal - by firefoxxx

For as long as I remember, when I see a baby I want to pick it up by the legs and smash its head against the wall. I'm going to have children with my wife in a year and I almost became a pediatrician.

#432

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May 18, 2009 06:30 PM - Criminal - by J

I have plotted many different scenarios on how to kill my ex roommate and making it look like suicide. Sometimes it got so intense I even scared myself.

#418

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May 18, 2009 12:52 AM - Criminal - by ShhdoNOTtell

I want to kill whoever sings the song "cherish the love". it's been stuck in my head for 3 days now and i really wish the person who sings it was never born. I would push him down the stairs right now if i could.

#385

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Sep 10, 8887 12:42 PM - Criminal - by dina

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