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I think the kids who died in the Columbine massacre deserved it. For way too many years, kids have been picked on, beaten on, and looked down upon for being different. And as soon as two guys snapped and repaid the damage done to High Schoolers everywhere, we act like THEY were the monsters.

#1478

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Dec 24, 2009 01:20 AM - Criminal - by DeadCharlie

I want to kill neighbors. Eat their hearts, drink their blood and laugh at their lifeless eyes. Their kids are fat and spiteful and I want nothing more than to turn them into mincemeat. With my teeth and hands.

#1465

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Dec 23, 2009 06:53 AM - Criminal - by Suchanasshole

I drug roadkill into a neighbors' house while they were away for a week. They came and had to shampoo their rugs and hire exterminators to get rid of the large carrion ants and wasps that were feeding on the dead animals. They are real pricks; they killed my cat. Eye for an eye, douchebags!

#1452

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Dec 20, 2009 08:32 AM - Criminal - by derelect

i used to get picked on alot, one day i snapped and knocked four teeth out of this one guy who was screwing me, i kept them, filed them down to look like beads, drilled tiny holes into them. ive been wearing like a neckalace ever since

#1449

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Dec 19, 2009 11:27 PM - Criminal - by deadhappy

I had a vivid dream of mauling an infant and eating it. What the hell does that say about me?

#1440

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Dec 15, 2009 12:10 AM - Criminal - by Vrelick

I used a coyote howl call to bring in neighborhood coyotes to devour my neighbors small dogs and their cats. I still laugh about the missing cat and dog posters.

#1439

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Dec 14, 2009 10:35 PM - Criminal - by Toddie

For years, ever since I was thirteen or so, I've had these vivid, intensely sexual fantasies about murdering people. Vivisecting them. Playing with their blood. I've killed cats and smaller... but if I moved up to people and went to prison for it, I'm worried my sister couldn't take it.

#1409

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You remind me of myself (43) - Wow, you're messed up (20)

Dec 5, 2009 06:06 PM - Criminal - by luminol

When it gets too hard, I fantasize about buying a gun and shooting the dick who rejected me from close range. I want to wipe that ratty, prickish smile off his face for ever. Maybe I'll really buy one and tell myself that I could off him and myself any moment if I wanted to, but I'm better than that

#1402

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Dec 1, 2009 04:08 AM - Criminal - by notme

I had my first sex with a guy in the morning, by afternoon it was a crush and in the evening he informed me that I'm not good enough to be his girlfriend. Some two weeks after that I end up with an adorable geek who wants to marry me and have babies. Guess which one I was obsessing about for months.

#1401

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Dec 1, 2009 04:01 AM - Criminal - by notme

Since I was a little girl of about 4, I always had images/thoughts of me stabbing my family to death just because I love them and they warmed my heart. Until now, these thoughts still happen from time to time when I realize love someone.

#1397

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You remind me of myself (18) - Wow, you're messed up (24)

Sep 10, 7836 12:59 PM - Criminal - by R

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