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I have masturbated to my coworker countless times, imagined I've banged him in every corner of our office, I have had dreams we are having sex, at this point it's awkward as hell to even make eye contact with him.

#395

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Sep 8, 9897 12:42 PM - At Work - by Chavel

I am an art teacher. There are middle school kids I teach that are really annoying. There are some that are so annoying that I intentionally pick on them even though they do not do anything wrong. I yell at them and tell them to get out of the room. I feel bad about it.

#331

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Sep 8, 6150 12:42 PM - At Work - by Jo Jo

I took a business trip to Manila. The night before I flew home (USA) my host got me a call girl. She was 22, beautiful and very good at her job. It was great. I never told my girlfriend about it. Should I feel guilty?

#329

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Sep 8, 5412 12:42 PM - At Work - by Pod

Once, in a build up of depression, desperation etc. I couldn't take it anymore and after staring out the window at work for an hour I plotted jumping. I nixed that, pretending to faint instead. My colleagues arrived and found me on the ground. I stayed still 10 mins then "woke up" .

#316

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Sep 8, 4945 12:42 PM - At Work - by van cleef

I'm anemic and these big fat assholes in my office have the AC blasting. I doubt that it's even 60 degrees outside right now. I wana fuck them all up cuz my extremeties are about to fall the fuck OFF! UGH!!!!

#290

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Sep 8, 5536 12:42 PM - At Work - by RingLuvah

hey everyone, i'm a little disoroiented because i'm travelling in Amsterdam and i'm just way too stoned right now, and there was all this spam and seriously sick stuff posted here that i had to moderate but i only realized an hour ago. fucking stupid spammer assholes.

#285

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Sep 8, 3988 12:42 PM - At Work - by owner of this site

I wanted to read some surprising possibly funny posts, but some asshole has to go and spam the shit our of it. Fuck you, spammer, indeed.

#258

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Sep 8, 9406 12:42 PM - At Work - by Annoyed

After I left work I snuck back into to the foyer to wait for my boss. When he walked past me I shot him twice in the back. And I am feeling very pleased with myself.

#166

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May 9, 2009 01:10 AM - At Work - by King

I am so ridiculously underqualified for my job.... I have now idea what i'm supposed to do, it's idiotic that i even got this job. I work on television as a cameraman, and I don't even know how take take still pictures. Let's see how long i'll last here.

#137

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May 2, 2009 02:42 PM - At Work - by Captan Incompitant

My boss had one of those nice massage chairs, until I stole it to my apartment. He loved it but I can't make out why - I got tired from that thing after 2 days and threw it to the garbage.

#126

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Apr 29, 2009 03:55 PM - At Work - by confessious

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