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I used to work at an airport. Sometimes when I was sad I watched planes take off and thought it would be cool if they blew up, just to make the day go by faster.

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Sep 10, 5551 12:45 PM - At Work - by depressed

I was crapping at work and as I was wiping my shirt got caught in the wiping, it was disgusting and I kept smelling the shit stain ass burn smell, but I kind of liked it, so i foolishly tried to taste it and it was nasty as fuck.

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Jun 12, 2009 12:00 PM - At Work - by dingleberry dan

@work if i mess up, I try to pin it on someone else or get rid of the evidence ahead of time...i was supposed 2 mail out a payment, forgot about it n put it in my bag...1 month later my boss asked me whr it was? i initally said the temp phucked up the mailing then ripped up the check n kept it movin

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Jun 10, 2009 11:46 AM - At Work - by Anonymous

I steal from work all the time. Little things like sodas and snack foods for lunch breaks. I don't feel bad about it at all.

#785

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Sep 10, 8935 12:45 PM - At Work - by Quertie

I've been fucking a much younger co-worker for the past 2 1/2 years. I'm married and my wife kinda suspected for a while but I lied and lied and now she believes me. I want to cut it off but the sex is the best i've ever had.

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Jun 4, 2009 05:55 AM - At Work - by Jamrock

I secretly curse any overly obese person who takes electric assist carts at my job. Because they felt the need to pig out, we never have any carts for truly disabled people or the elderly. Whenever I'm out grabbing carts and see an obese regular, I spit on their car when nobody is watching.

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Jun 2, 2009 09:32 PM - At Work - by Quicktrigger

Whenever I go without showering, I enjoy getting my hands covered in my own ballfunk and leaving the smell all over everything I touch. I especially appreciate doing it at work, where I handle other peoples food.

#682

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Jun 2, 2009 11:50 AM - At Work - by Luciddreamer

I was having a discussion in sign language with a deaf coworker. I meant to say "I'd love to help you" but I said "I'd love to fuck you." We both laughed and I passed it off as "oops, I need to practice my sign." I meant to do it to see what his reaction would be. I'm totally in lust with him.

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Jun 2, 2009 08:50 AM - At Work - by Anonymous

I had a night job where I worked by myself.. at 2:00 am or so, I would pull my willy a good one. it was better then coffee an smokes and I got paid. doesn't that make me a whore?

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Jun 1, 2009 08:26 PM - At Work - by ethan99

Sometimes riding public transit almost makes me racist. People move here because of how nice and advanced and orderly things are- but don't do anything to further or at least preserve it- it's almost an unintentional scorched earth situation

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Sep 10, 8910 12:43 PM - At Work - by Mr. Savage

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