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I laughed when I heard you were almost hit by a car. You're not worth the thought to wish it had killed you, but I'll never stop hating you.

#1946

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Aug 28, 2010 01:00 PM - Revenge - by over it

I'm such a good liar it's almost terrifying. Imagine the havoc I could wreak if I dropped any sort of morals...compete chaos.

#1944

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Aug 26, 2010 07:03 PM - Revenge - by Artemis

I'm charging stupid people a 'stupid fee' when they want me to fix their fuckups. I work for a different company. Stop calling me for help.

#1933

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Aug 17, 2010 05:01 PM - Revenge - by RogueHyena

I only used you to get back at her because she abandoned being my friend to spend more time with you. Karma's a bitch, isn't it?

#1925

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Aug 12, 2010 07:05 PM - Revenge - by sweetness

I swear to god, I am this close to choking the life out of everyone I see. I'm PISSED, and it's harder to find reasons to keep waking up.

#1910

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Jul 30, 2010 12:25 PM - Revenge - by Artemis

Sometimes when someone's flapping their mouth in my general direction and insist that it be of the utmost importance that I stop what I'm doing (usually next to nothing), I am overwhelming with the urge to clap them in the ears as hard as I can, and bite them or break their bones in particularily malicious ways.
I've yet to act on this.

#1892

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Jul 14, 2010 06:44 PM - Revenge - by Captain

I sent you desserts that said they were from my boyfriend, because I knew you loved him, because you smiled every time I cried about how he was too close to you. And he loved you back, he chose you over me, you fat bitch. Well those desserts had laxatives in them. Hope you shit your brains out, you whore.

#1877

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Jul 4, 2010 11:50 AM - Revenge - by Anonymous

I sent you desserts that said they were from my boyfriend, because I knew you loved him, because you smiled every time I cried about how he was too close to you. And he loved you back, he chose you over me, you fat bitch. Well those desserts had laxatives in them. Hope you shit your brains out, you whore.

#1876

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Jul 4, 2010 11:50 AM - Revenge - by Anonymous

My ex's old landlord was a twat, a 30 something year old who was known to prey on and get with 16 - 17 year old girls at my college, one of which was my ex (couple of years before i got with her). When she moved out, we accidentally broke his door open moving the sofa, so I went in, saw he wasnt there, and pissed all over his bed and room as a leaving gift. Not seen or heard from him since :D

#1872

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Jun 30, 2010 12:48 PM - Revenge - by anonn

i hooked up with this guy who has a girlfriend. he never talked to me again after it. i know where his girlfriend lives and i'm going to prank/egg her house. and his too. bonus points if i get her house WHILE his car is there.

#1865

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Jun 21, 2010 09:59 PM - Revenge - by jamie_a

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